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		  | mqjeff | 
		  
		    
			  
				 Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 1:22 pm    Post subject: What's this about a match? | 
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		   Grand Master
 
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				Apparently England has failed to lose to America in a game that England invented.
 
 
Of course, they've also failed to win... | 
			   
			 
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		  | Vitor | 
		  
		    
			  
				 Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:22 pm    Post subject:  | 
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		    Grand High Poobah
 
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				We're organising a lynch mob for our goalkeeper. Along with career guidance as he's probably not going to be playing top-flight football (or soccer as our American readers call it) for much longer..          
 
 
At least we didn't lose on penalties this time.    _________________ Honesty is the best policy.
 
Insanity is the best defence. | 
			   
			 
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		  | harish_td | 
		  
		    
			  
				 Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 11:29 pm    Post subject:  | 
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		   Master
 
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	| Vitor wrote: | 
   
  
	| We're organising a lynch mob for our goalkeeper.  | 
   
 
 
 
Would you be wearing your * please do not use * pointed hat when you lead the mob?   | 
			   
			 
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		  | fjb_saper | 
		  
		    
			  
				 Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:49 am    Post subject:  | 
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		    Grand High Poobah
 
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	| Vitor wrote: | 
   
  
	| We're organising a lynch mob for our goalkeeper.  | 
   
 
 
No need to organize one. Just throw him back a little in time and feed him to the Lewisham riots.   _________________ MQ & Broker admin
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		  | exerk | 
		  
		    
			  
				 Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:18 am    Post subject:  | 
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		    Jedi Council
 
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	| Vitor wrote: | 
   
  
	| We're organising a lynch mob for our goalkeeper... | 
   
 
 
 
I have heard a rumour that he's being scouted by the Moscow State Circus - apparently they need a top-flight juggler    _________________ It's puzzling, I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like this before...and it's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys. | 
			   
			 
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		  | Vitor | 
		  
		    
			  
				 Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 7:39 am    Post subject:  | 
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		    Grand High Poobah
 
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	| Vitor wrote: | 
   
  
	| We're organising a lynch mob for our goalkeeper.  | 
   
 
 
 
Would you be wearing your * please do not use * pointed hat when you lead the mob?   | 
   
 
 
 
No, I wear that to entirely different lynchings. _________________ Honesty is the best policy.
 
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		  | fatherjack | 
		  
		    
			  
				 Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 8:47 am    Post subject:  | 
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		    Knight
 
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				At least it's one British spillage the Americans won't be moaning about... _________________ Never let the facts get in the way of a good theory. | 
			   
			 
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		  | fatherjack | 
		  
		    
			  
				 Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:46 pm    Post subject:  | 
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		    Knight
 
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				And anyway, the team are supporting him. Steven Gerrard, the England captain, said last night, "The whole team is behind Rob Green". Which, with hindsight, would have been a damn good place for them to be.     _________________ Never let the facts get in the way of a good theory. | 
			   
			 
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		  | SAFraser | 
		  
		    
			  
				 Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:40 pm    Post subject:  | 
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		    Shaman
 
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				I'm going to guess that my colleagues who've attempted humor using references to * please do not use * pointed hats are not from the U.S.   Some of us colonists find that to be a bit off-limits.
 
 
Not to make anyone mad or sad....  just one of those things that, for benefit of my own conscience, I felt I must mention.  Thanks for allowing me to share my thoughts.
 
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		  | exerk | 
		  
		    
			  
				 Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:54 pm    Post subject:  | 
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		    Jedi Council
 
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	| ...Some of us colonists... | 
   
 
 
 
Surely madam, you mean ex-colonial?    _________________ It's puzzling, I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like this before...and it's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys. | 
			   
			 
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		  | SAFraser | 
		  
		    
			  
				 Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 2:45 pm    Post subject:  | 
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		    Shaman
 
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				| Naturally I meant ex-colonial, but when I'm fussing at people, I don't like to brag about how we won that war. | 
			   
			 
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				 Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 10:46 pm    Post subject:  | 
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		    Jedi Council
 
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	| Naturally I meant ex-colonial, but when I'm fussing at people, I don't like to brag about how we won that war. | 
   
 
 
 
Yes, but we came second at least! _________________ It's puzzling, I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like this before...and it's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys. | 
			   
			 
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		  | Michael Dag | 
		  
		    
			  
				 Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 11:12 pm    Post subject:  | 
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		    Jedi Knight
 
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		  | Michael Dag | 
		  
		    
			  
				 Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 11:22 pm    Post subject:  | 
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		    Jedi Knight
 
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		  | Mehrdad | 
		  
		    
			  
				 Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 2:34 am    Post subject:  | 
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		   Master
 
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				from my side : the surprise team of the tournament ...... 
 
 
Paraguay  
 
 
mind you, i bet a 10er they'd beat Italy, they could only manage a 1-1 draw ! | 
			   
			 
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