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				 Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:07 am    Post subject: Inventing the wheel. | 
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		    Jedi Knight
 
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				In the WMB forum, the post about making calls from Broker/Java to a C DLL in Windows brought back some memories of my head banging days in my youth.
 
 
I remember when we were working on the design for the wheel, we couldn't get the clay to dry in a round shape. It would always dry lop-sided. This caused any axle we attached to the lop-sided wheels to last about three turns of the wheel.
 
 
Talk about banging your head against a wall!! _________________ http://leanpub.com/IIB_Tips_and_Tricks
 
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		  | Vitor | 
		  
		    
			  
				 Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:27 am    Post subject: Re: Inventing the wheel. | 
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		    Grand High Poobah
 
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	| lancelotlinc wrote: | 
   
  
	| I remember when we were working on the design for the wheel, we couldn't get the clay to dry in a round shape. | 
   
 
 
 
I had my minions chop down trees and use them. Already nearly circular you see. Mind you, developing the gas-driven chain saw took ages....
 
 
   
	| lancelotlinc wrote: | 
   
  
	|  It would always dry lop-sided. | 
   
 
 
 
Yes, you get to a certain age that can be a problem. I'm told. _________________ Honesty is the best policy.
 
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		  | bruce2359 | 
		  
		    
			  
				 Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:27 am    Post subject:  | 
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		    Poobah
 
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				Talk about mixing metaphors. _________________ I like deadlines. I like to wave as they pass by.
 
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		  | lancelotlinc | 
		  
		    
			  
				 Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:39 am    Post subject: Re: Inventing the wheel. | 
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		    Jedi Knight
 
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		  | exerk | 
		  
		    
			  
				 Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 10:09 am    Post subject: Re: Inventing the wheel. | 
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		    Jedi Council
 
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	| Vitor wrote: | 
   
  
	| ...Mind you, developing the gas-driven chain saw took ages... | 
   
 
 
 
Tell me about it, I still bear the scars    _________________ It's puzzling, I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like this before...and it's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys. | 
			   
			 
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				 Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 10:22 am    Post subject:  | 
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		    Grand High Poobah
 
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	| bruce2359 wrote: | 
   
  
	| Talk about mixing metaphors. | 
   
 
 
 
We can talk about it, or we can do it. Actions speak louder than words. 
 
 
   _________________ Honesty is the best policy.
 
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		  | mqjeff | 
		  
		    
			  
				 Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 10:32 am    Post subject:  | 
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		   Grand Master
 
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		  | lancelotlinc | 
		  
		    
			  
				 Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 10:43 am    Post subject:  | 
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		    Jedi Knight
 
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				 Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 10:59 am    Post subject:  | 
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		   Grand Master
 
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	| lancelotlinc wrote: | 
   
  
	| Have you tried Vitor's chopped onions in your tea? | 
   
 
 
 
I prefer to pickle his chopped opinions, and consume them with gin. | 
			   
			 
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				 Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:48 pm    Post subject:  | 
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		    Grand High Poobah
 
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	| lancelotlinc wrote: | 
   
  
	| Have you tried Vitor's chopped onions in your tea? | 
   
 
 
 
You only get chopped onions if you're in a stew.
 
 
I don't chop minions. Any more. Not since the change in the labour laws. _________________ Honesty is the best policy.
 
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