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| bprasana |
 Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:02 pm Post subject: Can anyone comeup with nice punch line for MQ or WBIMB? |
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We are looking at creating a nice ,wacky,witty whatever punchline and a picture associated with EAI for our team.
Can anyone come up with a good one? 
Thanks in advance
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| Mehrdad |
| Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Vitor |
| Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:48 am Post subject: Re: Can anyone comeup with nice punch line for MQ or WBIMB? |
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| bprasana wrote: |
| We are looking at creating a nice ,wacky,witty whatever punchline |
"Tell me MQ's lost the message one more time & I'll punch you"
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| Vitor |
| Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:55 am Post subject: Re: Can anyone comeup with nice punch line for MQ or WBIMB? |
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| bprasana wrote: |
We are looking at creating a nice ,wacky,witty whatever punchline and a picture associated with EAI for our team.
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"EAI - Every Application Integrated"
Or
"Mangling your data since yyyy"
Or
"Linking the implausibly designed with the badly specified by means of the misunderstood"
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| jefflowrey |
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"We have a large trout, and aren't afraid to use it".
(Thanks, Shirley!)
"EAI - stuck in the middle with you".
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| Vitor |
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| jefflowrey wrote: |
"We have a large trout, and aren't afraid to use it".
(Thanks, Shirley!)
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This of course offers a number of picture options.....
Now if a Big Mouth Billy Bass could be modified to say something relevant instead of singing, you could have a mascot instead of a picture.
(I believe the number of IT staff able to distinguish a trout from a bass to be fairly small)
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| SAFraser |
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| csmith28 |
| Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:29 pm Post subject: |
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That was definetly a Sea Bass,...
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| wschutz |
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When I used to present at the T&M conferences, I was always impressed because Jill Lennon played music on her PC before her presentations began. I always wanted to (but never did), play "Message in a bottle" before mine....
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| Bill.Matthews |
| Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 4:05 pm Post subject: |
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An old friend used to use the phrase: "Genderless nudes passing cheese sandwiches while standing on different platforms".
Think about it - while you look at Wayne's avatar (just above).
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| bower5932 |
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| rxm8778 |
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This might be a little bit controversial but...
If I were to have a t-shirt made to wear to work every day
the front would say: "Trust us, your message isn't lost" 
and the back would say: "Don't blame the queues, your application is the one with the issues" |
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| dkeister |
| Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:35 am Post subject: |
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Well, for my 2c...
Leave a message and we'll get back to you ... trust us!
And by the way, Wayne, I thought you were retired...
And by the way, Bill M., I thought you were retiring...
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| Bill.Matthews |
| Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:28 pm Post subject: |
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| dkeister wrote: |
Well, for my 2c...
Leave a message and we'll get back to you ... trust us!
And by the way, Wayne, I thought you were retired...
And by the way, Bill M., I thought you were retiring... |
Consider this as a Confirmed on Delivery response - both of us are retired - we just can't quite turn loose javascript:emoticon(' ')
javascript:emoticon('')
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